I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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