We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Let's paint friendship bongs
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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