i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Randomize
