normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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