Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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