i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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