I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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