I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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