would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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