I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Randomize
