party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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