I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
Randomize
