4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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