i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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