If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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