Having a random hookup so left but love u
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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