Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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