Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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