no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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