How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
love makes seman taste better
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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