i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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