So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
