I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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