office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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