Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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