No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Randomize
