Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Randomize
