That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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