btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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