This is not my ceiling
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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