So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
