What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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