i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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