grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize