let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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