i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
This beer is not sobering me up at all
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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