Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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