90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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