its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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