i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Randomize
