i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
So much rum. So many feels.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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