I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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