this just has baby written all over it
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
don't judge my taste in strippers
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
