To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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