Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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