It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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