I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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