what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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