I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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