Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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