Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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