I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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