ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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