I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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