found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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